Cross posted from America vs. Obama. This is too funny!
How to identify an Obama supporter: As you are navigating your daily business, you may come across Obama supporters. They have been known to attack (mostly verbal threats and ad hominem) unprovoked. Preferring thought over emotion and facts over slogans is something of a blasphemous crime to an Obama supporter. In addition, if you should form an opinion about Obama without his express permission, you may be accused of being a racist. The purpose of this guide is to help you identify Obama supporters before they get the chance to dampen your day.
It should be noted that there are several species of Obama supporters.
O’Zombies: With glazed eyes and vacant stares, these subdued types can generally be found online. Their speech consists of incoherent rehashes of Obama phrases and, “like” and “y’know”. After having surrendered most cognitive ability to be used as seen fit by the Obama campaign, they generally possess just barely enough to be able to upload a video to Youtube. However, some aren’t so lucky and eventually starve to death having forgotten how to eat. They are not particularly dangerous, often not even aware of your presence when you are standing next to one. Some have suggested that merely being near one or watching their videos can be detrimental to one’s IQ. Avoidance recommended. Read the full story.
Sometimes they they choke themselves to death on their own spit because nobody is there to tell them how to swallow. They’re the same kind that followed Hitler and Stalin to their own wreckage.
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What about O’zealots who sincerely and fully believe that their Obam-messiah will deliver the entire world from rising seas and temperatures?
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John, those are Yeswecans.
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There are more than just the two, click “read the full story” to get the whole list.
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