Barack Obama – Hypocrite in Chief

August 30, 2008
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For months Obama’s campaign has argued that experience doesn’t matter, what matters is character and judgment. Since we’ve all found out who Barack Obama really is they can’t use that line anymore. Now they just tell us he’s experienced and expect us to believe it. As far as they’re concerned, running a Presidential campaign is the only experience necessary.

Obama, who rose to prominence through the old corrupt Chicago political machine, promised a ‘new kind of politics’. Since then he’s constantly attacked John McCain and went so far as to attack Cindy McCain. (He doesn’t like people who are richer than he is, unless they’re liberal.) 

And then along comes Sarah Palin, the young, energetic, fearless Governor of Alaska. She’s accomplished more and brought about more change in her two years as Governor than Obama’s done his whole life. Knowing this can spell trouble, the Obama campaign had to act quickly. They had to say the Governor is “inexperienced.”

Obama said his running mate, Joe Biden can “step in and become President” at any moment. What he meant to say is ”I am so woefully unqualified that I had to find an old Senator to shore up the whole experience thing. I found someone who Democrats consistently reject as their Presidential candidate. In the new game of ‘Survivor-DC’ I decided to back door him. I do promise to keep pretending I’m President, just like I’ve done since I was elected to the US Senate. I’m getting good at it. One day I will be as qualified as Martin Sheen.”

At least the Republicans had the good sense to put the most experienced half of the ticket at the top. What better place to learn the business of the White House than, well, the actual White House? Unlike Democrats, Republicans prefer actual experience over “I’ve pretended to be Commander-in-Chief for two years so I’m ready on Day One.” 

Perhaps the GOP should build Governor Palin a podium with an official seal for her to stand behind. Then people will believe she’s experienced, like Obama. Oh that’s right, she already has a podium with an official seal, the seal of the Governor of Alaska. And it’s not even fake!

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4 Responses to Barack Obama – Hypocrite in Chief

  1. CKA in Red State USA on August 30, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    Indeed, Obama, or whatever his real name is, is hypocrite-in-chief, a title he garned months, if not years ago.

    But what’s unique is that he’s now the de facto sexist-in-chief, given how his campaign and his shills in the wrongly named MSM have attacked Gov. Palin.

    To his many in-chief monikers — whiner, prevaricator, racial arsonist, teleprompted, Manchurian Candidate, etc. — I’d also add: fraidy-cat.

    This guy’s scared and so are his minions and supporters–of McCain-Palin.

    Hoo-rah!

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  2. Lonely Conservative on August 30, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    He is a scaredy-cat, isn’t he? I think she’d kick his butt any day of the week!

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  3. Happypappy on August 30, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    Like Gov. Mike Huckabee said Sarah Palin as Governor made more important decisions on a daily basis than Barack Obama has made in all his time in the U.S. Senate, most of which was spent running for President.

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