The Syracuse post standard has a puff piece up on their website about Caroline Kennedy and ten things she must do to win over the hearts of Upstate New Yorkers. Stupid stuff like eating a sausage sandwich at the State Fair and pretending to be a Yankees or a Mets fan (which is really stupid because neither team is upstate.)
I scrolled down to read comments from my fellow Upstate NYers. The majority of commenters are not big fans of Princess Caroline, her Uncle Teddy or The Post Standard. Maybe I’m not as lonely around here as I thought!
“A potted plant would do well in her office as well.”
“Any self-respecting liberal needs to be the target of at least three criminal investigations, get indicted once, and beat the charges in court on a technicality. Also, once involved in a major scandal you must promise NEVER to resign”
“Why not Paris Hilton for senator? She’s as qualified. She’s also the daughter of someone who did something a while ago.”
“Why not Paris Hilton? She’s got some time on her hands and is way more talented than HRC. So, we have one vote for Paris, one for Caroline and one for the potted plant.
Is this job only available to women now? I hear Al Franken’s looking for work.”“TAKE UNCLE TED FOR A RIDE OVER A BRIDGE”
“I echo the earlier comments. Why not draft Paris Hilton? She has just as much experience as this tool. Paris for Senator.”
“The Potted Plant gets my vote.”
“11. Pop a cap in someone, yo, on the South Side. 12. Horribly neglect your young child. 13. Boo Dr. Gross and ‘lil Nancy in the dome. 14. Promise to build/renovate a hotel/sports stadium/mall.”
“Take your top-10 list and shove it where the sun don’t shine, Post-Standard. Your editorial standards are a joke.”
“How about top-10 reasons why I don’t subscribe to your paper anymore?”
“The state is in the toilet and you run a stupid article like this? This is pathetic. Democrats keep getting elected in this state and the taxpayers continually get screwed sideways. So what do you fools do? Keep electing more liberal democrats! I swear this State is filled with the dumbest people to ever draw breath, because when you get the chance vote again you’ll elect the same bloodsucking vermin that got us into this mess. Yes you Did!”
“At least she doesn’t have cankles… So there’s that.”
[...] I scrolled down to read comments from my fellow Upstate NYers. The majority of commenters are not big fans of Princess Caroline, her Uncle Teddy or The Post Standard. Maybe I’m not as lonely around here as I thought! Read the full post here… [...]
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