Write Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

I found the blog Chicago Bungalow on Twitter and the writer posted an inauguration speech he wrote for Barack Obama through the Inauguration Speech Generator. I was literally laughing out loud so I thought I’d give it a go-round. This is what I came up with.

Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a Marxist day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “Democrat”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually spend.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces fake and arrogant challenges like never before. Our economy is big. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for socialists. Our healthcare system is greedy. If your elbow is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a Bureaucrat. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a stimulus mansion. But confiscating together we can right this ship, and set a course for White House.

Finally, I must thank my cold family, my elite campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank lemmings for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of following the American people. Without your efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Try it yourself….it’s fun!