Why did the turtle cross the road?

June 16, 2009
By 2 comments

turtle

It’s too ridiculous to not be true.

[Sen. Tom] Coburn [R-OK] also criticized a $3.4 million Florida Department of Transportation project for an “eco-passage” – an underground wildlife road crossing for turtles and other wildlife in Lake Jackson, Fla., along U.S. 27.

“Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the other side of a stimulus project,” the Coburn report says.

Josh Boan, the Florida Transportation Department’s natural resources manager, said a large number of turtles and other wildlife are killed in the area. In addition to protecting wildlife, he said the project is needed for safety: turtles hit by vehicles can become flying projectiles.

When I lived in Florida I was constantly fearing death by flying turtles.

Read about Senator Coburn’s list of eggregious pork projects at My Way News.

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2 Responses to Why did the turtle cross the road?

  1. kate on June 16, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    To get to the porkulus trough!

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  2. Sam Adams on June 16, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    They ALREADY did something like that here in WA state. (Seattle is SF, North)

    They built itsy bitsy mini-bridges for squirrels.

    Mwahahahahahaahahah … cough cough ….. ouch!

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