I don’t know where you live, but it’s freezing in my neck of the woods. It looks like I’m not alone. Mr. Lonely Conservative ventured outside to shovel the global warming that piled up in our driveway overnight. Then the plow came along and plowed half of it back. Good thing I have an SUV or I might not get out of the driveway tomorrow morning.
I decided to cook a turkey breast for dinner as an excuse to have the oven on all day. It’s great, I’ve only had to wear three layers to keep warm. While doing some dishes I looked out the kitchen window and the thermometer outside read 8 F. For those of you in a milder climate, that doesn’t count the wind chill.
I guess it could be worse. I kept thinking of these guys, and couldn’t get their song out of my head. If only global warming wasn’t a hoax! Brrrr!
Keep warm, folks!
It’s so unfortunate that Mr. LC seems to be in somewhat of a deficit of global warming; only using a shovel. Myself being most fortunate, have such an over abundance of global warming that I have to use a plow truck, blower and loader. Tomorrow I’ll play the part of the heinous eco undertaker and harvest the corpses of the cellulose deadfalls strewn about the property, dismember them with chainsaws and burn them in my home incinerators in an attempt to create a man made residential warming climate and expand my carbon footprint. . Oh *&^%@!! (Drat!!!); more lake effect global warming falling!
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Mr LC may invest in a plow, himself. Thanks to Dear Leader it’s a good idea to have an extra source of income.
As luck would have it, a friend of Mr. LC just came along and plowed all of the global warming out of the driveway! Unfortunately for the children, we also receive a great deal of lake effect global warming around here and we’re all used to it, so it’s doubtful school will be closed tomorrow.
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