Potty Mouth Jon Stewart Short on Pottys for his Big Rally

People attending Jon Stewart’s rally next weekend might want to consider bringing along some Depends. It looks like there’s going to be a shortage of porta-potty’s.

WTOP: Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies to take place in a week and a half, after the Marine Corps Marathon planners snatched up about 800 of them for the same weekend.

The organizers of Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity and Stephen Colbert’s March to Keep Fear Alive, both to take place Saturday, Oct. 30, have asked the marathon staff to share the portable toilets with their 65,000 expected to attendees.

But the Marines aren’t budging — they plan to lock the toilets until the morning of their race the day after, they tell the New York Times.

I can’t say I blame the Marines. It’s widely known the damage left behind every time liberals gather.