No Wonder Conservative Voters are Feeling a Bit Under Pressure

Are you a conservative voter? Feeling a bit in a jam? It’s gotta be worse for the early state voters. Talk about pressure.

We’ve got the successful guy who’s been known to flip flop – Mitt Romney.

Then there’s the conservative nobody outside of Pennsylvania’s heard of – Rick Santorum.

Oh, and we can’t forget about the freaking crazy guy with delusions of grandeur – Newt Gingrich.

To round things out, we have the other freaking crazy guy who thinks it’s okay for Iran to nuke us to have nuclear weapons – Ron Paul.

No wonder people are so undecided.

(Anyone notice that it’s the two freaking crazy guys who have the most applause lines in the debates?)

The scariest thought is that any one of them would be better than the current inhabitant of the White House. This really could be our last chance.