Mitt Romney may forego drinking anything stronger than Sprite, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have superhero qualities. He found a way to earn a fortune. He saved the Olympics and a teenage girl. He even saved a dog and about a half dozen or so of the dog’s human family. No wonder Team Obama came up with the twitter hashtag #SaySomethingNiceAboutObama. Too bad the best thing that showed up was that Obama hasn’t eaten dog lately.
Moe Lane compared Romney to Batman:
This is an old story – one that Jim Geraghty (via the Morning Jolt) reminisced about while noting the time that Mitt Romney saved a bunch of people* from drowning – that relates the time that Mitt Romney had somebody take a swing at him on a flight. Supposedly, Romney had asked the guy in front of him to put his seat up before takeoff (Romney and his wife flew economy class, by the way**), the guy swung on him, situation resolved by local security forces. Nothing unusual, right? …No, that’s just what THEY want you to think. There’s a conflicting report.
Read the whole thing if you want to learn about Romney’s Vulcan Death Grip.The only thing Obama has ever put the Vulcan Death Grip on is the American economy.
Oh, and can you imagine the Obama’s ever traveling coach? Only Superheros and regular schmucks like us travel coach.
***Before you go and leave a comment calling me names, I really don’t think Mitt Romney is a superhero. But I do think he’s much more competent than the current occupant of the White House. All you need to do is look at O’s record for the past three and a half years to figure that out. Here’s a visual that’s a bit out of date, but seeing that things have only gotten worse….