Michelle Obama was in Wisconsin trying to get supporters fired up to vote early, you know, because their toilets could back up on election day.
“You wake up on Election Day—you might have a cold, babysitter gets sick, it’s raining, car broke down, I mean I could go on—toilet overflowing,” she said, to a laughing audience. “There are so many ways to mess up a day when you don’t have a lot of time.”
“So, with early voting, which starts here on Monday—this coming Monday in Wisconsin—you have a lot of time to vote when it works for you,” Mrs. Obama added. “All right? So we encourage you to get out there.”
Well, at least she didn’t call anyone “knucklehead” or tell the supporters to go out and shake people or slap them upside their heads.
There is video at the link.
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