President Obama’s creepy campaign adviser David Axelrod turned up the creep factor about 100% today when he said that Obama’s passionate campaign speeches are “coming from his loins.” A reader emailed saying “I would say that for once Axlerod is right on the money—since all Obama wants to do is f**k us big-time.” How true.

“I’ve never seen him more exhilarated than he is right now. He believes in what he’s doing. He believes in what he’s fighting for. You can see in the speech that he’s delivering that this is coming from his loins. I just wanted to say loins,” Axelrod added with a smile. “I wanted to see if I can get loins in the story.”

Why? Why would David Axelrod want to get loins in the story? Has he been reading Harlequin romance novels? What the hell is wrong with these weirdos? Does he think that talking about the president’s loins is appealing to female voters? Do they really think women vote with their lady parts and are sitting at home dreaming of Obama’s loins? I feel kind of ill just at the thought of David Axelrod and loins. So now you can feel ill, too. Sorry about that.

Update: Bunkerville linked – thanks!