This is too funny. The Weekly Standard reported that over 2200 people have signed a White House petition calling for the deportation and stripping of citizenship of anyone who signed a petition requesting secession.

“Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that each American citizen who signed a petition from any state to secede from the USA shall have their citizenship stripped and be peacefully deported,” the full petition reads.

Hahahahahaha! Are they serious? Do they think Obama will deport all of the hard working taxpayers that he needs to continue paying into the system so he can keep spreading the wealth around? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

In related news, the list of states with citizens submitting secession petitions is growing. There are now 23 states and the Texas petition already has passed the 25,000 signatures to generate a White House response.