San Francisco has a reputation for being a pretty nutty place, but who knew that pooping, peeing and stabbing people on trains used to be legal, or at least tolerated? Well, those things are allowed no more on the city’s public transportation system.
Back in January, we warned you that BART would start coming down hardon those miscreants who think it’s okay to pee, poop, and stab people on their way home. Four months should have given you plenty of time to potty train yourself. Let’s just hope, because today, no more. BART is cutting the cord and officially banning those of you who can’t seem to hold it … together. The transit agency’s new anti-gross law goes into effect today: Assembly Bill 716, which passed last year, allows BART to issue a “prohibition order,” meaning it can (and will) ban anyone who commits a criminal offense on BART property. (Read More)
Those who really feel compelled to relieve themselves in public can take heart, they can still do so up to three times on escalators before the ban hammer comes down.
Yid With Lid thinks the prior policy of tolerating public pooping explains a lot.
Maybe the aroma of the poop on the train caused brain damage and that’s why they keep re-electing Nancy Pelosi.