
I went to the local news station website to check the weather forecast for my son's baseball game tonight, and this odd headline caught my attention.

On the White House website you can find biographies of all 44 Presidents of the United States. But did you know that the biographies have been updated with little tidbits about all of the wonderful things President Obama has done since taking office? It’s actually kind of creepy and disturbing. We paid someone to...

Via iOwnTheWorld, here’s a little thought experiment. What would happen if we all give up money? How will this man, who has given up money, (thirty dollars, to be exact) survive if we all followed in his footsteps? If we all followed this path, wouldn’t we quickly run out of caves, road kill, and...

A penguin at the St. Louis Zoo, who was reportedly angry over a bounced check from the Newt Gingrich campaign, bit the candidate on the finger out of retaliation. The penguin could not be reached for comment to verify this story. However, the former Speaker of the House did say he will be selling...
Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.), was overheard at an airport talking about the size of the First Lady’s rear end. “Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.), known for his cantankerous ways and for not speaking to media unless it’s his idea, was overheard at the Delta Crown lounge at Reagan National Airport today talking on his cellphone...
Tucker Carlson submitted the winning bid for dinner with Bill Ayers, (the terrorist Obama used to pal around with) according to the Daily Caller. They’ll enjoy a meal cooked by Ayers and his radical wife, Bernardine Dohrn. Carlson donated $2,500 to the Illinois Humanities Council for the honor of supping on a home-cooked meal...
If you think the stories coming out of the Occupy movement are bizarre, wait until you hear this. A charter flight from India to Great Britain stopped in Vienna and passengers were told to go to the ATM machine to get cash to pay for the rest of the flight. At least that’s what...
Kids trick-or-treating at the White House were treated to some dried fruit from the first family. I wonder how much of it ended up in the trash. Trick-or-treaters marched up the White House driveway on a wet, snowy Saturday, past the spider web-like gauze, the pumpkins and the costumed actors to the mansion’s north...
Did you hear? The world is supposed to come to an end today, at least according to radio evangelist Harold Camping. He said the same thing back in May, and has since had to “recalculate,” kind of like the Garmin voice does when you take a wrong turn. Had I known the world was going to...
In case you were wondering what those creepy Occupy Wall Street hand signals are all about, here you go. It's all about consensus and voting.
This Occupy Wall Street scene is getting weirder and weirder, and according to this report, smellier and smellier. But this just takes the cake. I don’t even know what to say. Good grief. At about 48 seconds in, the embedded video shows OWS anti-capitalist protest zombie chanters channeling their inner transhumanism: Everything seems to...
After the work day I had, a funny story would have been just the ticket to brighten my mood. Well, The Onion tweeting and posting a story about Congress members holding children at gunpoint didn’t really help matters. It was so bad Capitol police were forced to respond. The tweets came the day after...
It’s not that often that I’m at a loss for words, but other than “WTF” I really don’t know what to say about the remarks made by Nancy Pelosi at the unveiling of a portrait of the scandal-plagued Charlie Rangel. Pelosi made the remarks at a Capitol Hill reception for the unveiling of an...
Great, just what we need, a six ton satellite falling out of the sky. The experts say the pieces will most likely hit the water, and should not fall on North America. Let’s just hope these experts are better at predicting where stuff will come careening down from the atmosphere than economists are at...
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